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Tuesday, October 28, 2008


The "Battered-Conservative" Syndrome

Look how sincere he is!

Deep down, I know he's gentle.

If I marry him, I can love him into changing.

He promised he'd go to counseling.

If he wears the tokens of affection I give him, he must believe in their intended meaning.

"It" has only happened a few times.

Besides, it's my fault.

If I'm careful not to provoke him, it'll never happen again.

I could do a lot worse.

The other guy I dated, actually threatened me.

But John promised "it" would never happen again.

He only gets agitated if I bring up certain topics.

If we "have less intensity" on those issues like he wants, there will never be a problem.

People tell me I'm "too clingy" on one issue.

If I just "give him his space" he'll do the right thing.

He uses my name when he brags to his friends.

I'm getting older, this might be my last chance.

I can't make it on my own.

I need his influence and his resources.

He's more popular than that other guy who proposed.

He's more exciting too.

That other guy was such a nerd.

I don't trust anyone who puts me on a pedestal.

So what if John has a history of abusing other women.

He promised he'd take care of me.

Besides, nobody's perfect.

I want somebody who's a bad-boy "maverick" who holds my interest.

He doesn't "wear his religion on his sleeve" like that other preachy guy.

I have my own charm.

When I turn it on, he won't ever even think of getting rough again.

This time it'll be different.

? ? ?

What would Ann Landers or Dear Abby have told this misguided woman?


YOU SCHMUCK!!!
Get out before it's too late!
Look at your self-esteem.
Go back and find the guy who might not be the B.M.O.C.,
but who treats you well!

2 comments:

Carletta said...

Very interesting, Carl. I have been thinking about the relationship between conservative Christians and the Republican party. I have some articles on the matter that I hope to share soon.

groovsmyth said...

Thanks, Carletta. Another apt metaphor is Charlie Brown trying repeatedly to kick the football held by Lucy. She ALWAYS ends up pulling it away. But he keeps thinking she won't and tries yet again. Conservatives have a new home in America's Independent Party. Consider it a "safe house" for battered Conservatives fleeing the Republican Party thug.